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(Best read in a french accent)
Welcome, welcome – please take seat
We ‘ave er many many food for you to eat
‘Ere is menu – and there is more
We ‘ave octopus special on the door
Barbecued quails, slippery snails
Deep-fried fish with ‘ead and tails
Rabbit stew in a red-wine sauce
Tasty steak – ex-racing ‘orse!
Chicken-liver meatballs
Kidney kebab
Anchovies and capers
Claws of crab
Cow’s tongue casserole
Lobster ‘ot-pot
Mussels in cream
I just see if we got.
Squid or scallops…taste
like er fish
All with salad, very good dish
We ave er leg of frog
And skin of rat
Crispy tail of Siamese cat
Spice of slug
Or dead ghoul-ash
Grated toe
With chips or mash.
Or if you want.
We also ‘ave
Your very good English
Break-errrr-fast.
Daniel Laurence Phelps ©
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