Diary Of A Toilet Seat

Today’s been an up and down kind of day

A girl then boy kind of day

A sunny and showers kind of day

Not a sit down on the job kind of day

BUTT a stand up - sit down kind of day

A meeting up with old friends kind of day.

And a lots of new faces kind of day.

I hope tonight is a lie down and sleep kind of day

BUTT I bet it will be another

Stand up and guard the tank kind of night.

No BUTTS they say…no BUTTS

If only that were true.