Ant Antics

Keep still. You got ants in yer pants?

Well yes I have – they’re irritANTS
InhabitANTS
OccupANTS
Of my underwear
They make me wriggle on my chair.

I’m not anti ants
In their own domain
But ant-antics can be a pain – when they’re
MillitANTS
PollutANTS
Killer ANTS
RampANT – not reluctANT
To roam around
And get ME into trouble.

What I need is an ANTidote
That would be just brilliANT.